monday

k wellll esmarlin came over, as usual. the bitch practically lives here lyk oh maan. but its expected, i mean she is my cousin l* anyhooo we did the usual, eat, tv, hollywood, video, guitar hero - i mean we're pretty predictable :x lmao . then i started strumming my lil bro's guitarrr and idk i just started playing & it sounded actually good! now im not gna say i went Jimi Hendrix on the guitar but i felt cool playing it - i wasnt too terrible ;] lmao


yeah im lame lol .
soo yeah then we headed to the park and just swannnnggg on the swingssssss EW. FYI - dont ever take pictures while on a swinging swing because your body will look deformed lmaoo


lmao prime example :x

that was basicallly our day - oh & i should mention my dumbass cousin? apparently, her & our other cousin posted some naked pic of a girl on myspace bulletin - mind you, i saw that bulletin (wieeeerd) lol & now that girl wants to fight my cousin - understandable, i mean who would sit there & just let 2 girls do that and not do shit about it ? k,. so my cousins lyk preparing to fight, i mean fighting against the air, doing pushups kinda shit and im lyk chilll doood bahaha. iguess the plan was that we meet the girl at her busstop cause she goes to college, and bangg out right then and there. notice the WE part? i dont understand bahah cause i knew i was not gna jump some girl who i didnt even know - and it was stupid for them wanting to jump herr. well anyhoo, it never happened thank god - i was talking esmarlin outta it cause shes already on probation and shes coming w. me to virginia so i was not gna let her ruin my summer & get locked up. so shes not. yay :) lol - that was pretty much it ; hahaha a lame day but hey a day none the less? x)

iguess im doing something right

a wise old' friend of mines told me my blogss are "funny asfuck " & to not let haters phase me :]

makes me feeeel pretty darn' goood knowing people actually lyk my blogs <3

welll this darling's name is norma & her blog? 10x's better than mines! check it out if you wanna laugh & also think :]

http://gullyblogs.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html

thanks norma ;*

back!

dooood! kay, i havent blogged for maybe ehh 2 days & ive been miserable not blogging - my frigggin dad took the laptop to work for 2 days since he had overtime , i swear im lyk a person whos been a cutty for lyk most of their lives and has made it thru the whole weekend w.out the drugs . im lyk scratching my neck and convulsingg , lmao x) no but i swear im lyk rly addicted to bloggging! crazy huh ? oh & apparently by most recent blog has attracted some negativity towards people, especially certain gf's of the people i wrote about. lyk seriously? c'mon now, stfu causeee this shits lyk 2 years olddddd' muahah eh idc . its my motherfacking blogg & ill write whatever i choose to write about. am i an idiot for writing about former love intrests? i think soo but it makes me laugh just thinking back on em . i think itll be my most favoritest blogg ive ever written ;)

<3

- tony wilson
- eddie shine
- jacob ____ ?
- luis hernandez
- jessi martinez
- brandyn benson
- dalena nguyen
- sara cook
- jeffrey urena
- david maider



you know what you meant to me, maybe even still do

my little brother

soo about a month agoo, its lyk idk 6ish and im late for the bus, but im still contuing to blow dry my haiirrr. then my lil bro (brian) walkss in to brush his teeth and this random convo just popped outta nowhere:

brian: darlanne, do you believe in the big'bang theory?
me: uhh huh?
brian: well, do you believe in God?
me: uhm.. yeah ; why?
brian: cause i don't
me:... okay. ha, uhm why?
brian: cause hes stupid

k soo hearing' this kinda shocked me. not cause he said God's stupid, or anything cause at one point we're all gna find our own religion and create our own minds, but the fact that he's 11 & he knows what the big bang theory is and i dont? it's dissapointing on my part lmao. & about a few min ago i asked him if he still believed in it - he believes in a mix of both , which kinda gets me thinking now.

none of us will ever know how humans evolved, and how shit got here- we could say Evolulution or God all we want, but we'll never rly know will we? its confusing but i love the face that my brother's creating his mind and opinions at an early age. ily brian :) you're inspiringgg;*

the "IT" convooo

(FYI - josh is on andrea's aim)


xdarlanneduhhhx (12:57:55 PM): idk, im not stressing anybody this summmer. ***** can kisss my ass for 2 months lmao ): even tho i miss him

MrszANdREAbabii (12:59:05 PM): lol

MrszANdREAbabii (12:59:05 PM): I kno

MrszANdREAbabii (12:59:14 PM): Fuck him

MrszANdREAbabii (12:59:22 PM): You need a real man

MrszANdREAbabii (12:59:24 PM): Muah

xdarlanneduhhhx (12:59:33 PM): lmao

xdarlanneduhhhx (12:59:34 PM): i do

MrszANdREAbabii (12:59:40 PM): Its summa have fun.i still am

xdarlanneduhhhx (12:59:51 PM): but there are none who have "IT"

MrszANdREAbabii (12:59:52 PM): Woah

MrszANdREAbabii (1:00:01 PM): Who

MrszANdREAbabii (1:00:05 PM): Wat it

MrszANdREAbabii (1:00:19 PM): da it

xdarlanneduhhhx (1:00:24 PM): IT? you know what "IT" is

MrszANdREAbabii (1:00:39 PM): Dick?

xdarlanneduhhhx (1:00:40 PM): lyk that something that a certain person has that attracts you

MrszANdREAbabii (1:00:40 PM): Lol

xdarlanneduhhhx (1:00:48 PM): lmao no! no not dick bahaha

MrszANdREAbabii (1:00:58 PM): j:p

xdarlanneduhhhx (1:01:04 PM): lyk, idk i cant describe it, but you know what i mean

MrszANdREAbabii (1:01:10 PM): Jea i kno wat you mean

xdarlanneduhhhx (1:01:19 PM): oh ok haha =]

MrszANdREAbabii (1:01:24 PM): O okai.but dick is important too lol


lmaooooooo! josh is the illlllllllest<3

booob partyy!

sooo it's saturday morning' and andrea's mom wakes us uppp cause andrea had to work in the morning soo its about 10 am & im exhausted -_- but we get dresssed, blahblahblah & her parents drive her to work & drive me to daniris's house , since she just had her breast reduction and we were all gna go over her housee to hanggg. so i go in & my lil pumkinn looks so in pain, and has maaad padding in her booob ): <3


k i knowww the right boob still looks bigger, but thats cause of the padding! regardless she still looks beauutiful :] kim and alicia comee thruu and they baked a cake... A BOOB CAKE! bahahah. the nippple was mad black & we mopped that cakee hahah. i a8 the nippple ;] it was go0o0od - it was just the 4 of us, cause andrea hadda work, josh left to NY & jenn went to Jersey for a funeral . soo then we played Life & kim fucking forced it by suing me lyk 5 times, taking all my money, leading me into bakruptcy and i came deadlast -_____-. but it was coool cause i had 3 baby boys & 2 were twins ;) soo couple hours go byyy and idk what comes over Jessi (daniris's older sis) but we all start having the most interesting/awesome/heartfelt convo between us 5 & igotta admit it was pretty cool hahah;* oh & it rained lyk craaaazy yesterday too, might i addd. but yeah kim & licia left & me + daniris played the sims :] & jessie left to go to olive garden w. her bf miguel ;soo then we ordered pizzza and slept on the couch till 12, when daniris's mom camee and let us sleep in her room ; i was fucking gassed cause her rooms maad cold & her bed's lyk bieng on cloud fucking 9 :D we played unoo, which she straight whuppped my ass in. and we watched maaaad MJ video's and started crying ): then Jessi came back from olive garden and we just chilled in the room, and stayed up tilll 3. idk wtf happened, but when i woke upp , i had a puddle of droool on the bed, on my hand & side of my face. it was soo gross i wanted to gaggg!- then my mom pickedd me uppp around 12 & ive been bloggging ever since about my weekend ;]

friday nighttt bo0o0o

alrightyy soo since im finally home , i can blog about my weekend since i must let you know on how much fun i had :]
soo on friday afternoon, i goto andrea's house cause we have plans to go to blackstone w. some dood andrea's talking to and his friend, soo then andrea goes to work, which leaves me & josh having the house to ourselves. he starts picking out shit for me to wear, and doing my hair and whatnot and im lyk dood, its not a date for ME lmao but i rolled w. it ;] & yeah josh spends lyk a good 2 hours doing my hair, and he does my bangs and the first results came out HORRRIBLE! /: :
yuck ): bahahbut then josh blew dried it more and put some sleek shiny product.& he straightened it some moree ..& then voila! :)my bangs looked pretty sweet! ;) except the rest of my hair hahaa. i looove joshyyypooo :)
yeap i look mighty fat here butoh well! )welll then andrea came from work & she was lyk freaking out about her outfit! she bought a pretty ass pink + black plaid tank w. a bottom white one & it looked rly' nice but for some reason, she thought she looked fat in it -_-
okaay, maybe she kinda did a little, so then she changed her outfit , lyk 5 times!she kept making herself feel lyk shit lyk "im so fat", "im so ugly" "i hate myself" bulllshitand me & josh got rly anoyed by it, until we were lyk STFU ANDREA /: grrr. but finally she stoppped complaining & wore the white tank under a black kinda mini jacket :) she looked awesome in it :] (i wish i hadda picture but i didnt take one! ): soo, her date (phil)& his cousin Jay finally came around 9.30, and picked the 3 of us uppp. they dropped off josh at home cause his uncle's a dick & doesnt let him stay out past 10 anymore /: soo we drove off and there was tons of akward silences in the car, which made me laugh cause i live for akward situations for some strange reason. then when he finally spoke, he dropped a bomb and told us we're gna watch YearOne. me + andrea' started dyyyying cause we just seen that tuesday night ! oh & i must say that movie sucked! ]: not the best role Micheal Cera had. but whatev's! lmao we arrived to blackstone around 10ish and YearOne had already started at 9.45 so iim lyk "aww, how sad.! uhm lets see another movie! :D" & instead we watched Transformers Dos .


now maybe, it was the fact that we didn't see Transformers 1, or i was already ina bad mood, but i HATED it! omfg. i was so confused! it didnt help when andrea started making out w. her date, leavin me alone lmao. now im not gna put the plot or describe it, just in case people reading this didn't see the movie but i was mighty fucking lost. not gna lie, there were some cool action scenes, Shia looked hot when he was a mess & yes, i'd be a liar if i said Megan Fox wasn't good in it, cause obv half the reason people wanted to see if was cause of her and yes i do think she's sexyy, but she had a snotty ass fucking attitude -_-regardless, if you wanna see it - go ahead, but ONLY if you've seen the first one & loved it ;) oh, & guess what time we left blackstone. 1 FUCKING 45 ! that movie was a force!lyk almost 3 hours -____- welpp, so we get in the caaar & phil's lyl "you guys dont gotta go to your crib righta way, right?" & im lyk "nooooo" cause i wanted to stay out :] & yeaaah. * i'm not gna say what happened after that cause certain people read this & yup . NO THERE WAS NOTHING SEXUAL GOING ON. but id rather not blog about that part of the night. *k soo after that, its lyk 2 ish and we call jenn to sneak out cause we promised we hang w. her after the movies. the bitch puss's out and is scared of getting caught, but i convinced her a ton and she agree'd :] since jenn & andrea live on the same st. they drop me off to go sneak her out, since her window's maad high lmao . soo i run to her window, trying to be quiet, but i cant since my mind was in a dazeee & jenn's taking forever to sneak out soo the guys & andrea are getting impacient, soo jenn bacically just jumps out into my arms and we run thru the back lolll . igotta say it was so fucking pointless sneaking her out cause they just drove us home after. so we're upstairs and jenn's lyk flipping about the fact that she thinks she got bagged by her ma, soo i walk her home while andrea sleeps. i give her a boost on my back, which lyk fucking cracked my whole vertebrae! bahah but it felt soo goood ;] & then i wanted to go upstairs to hangg for a while so i hope the fence and jump inside, which was horrible cause i almost fell back onto the fence! but anyhooo, we get in and eat mad snacks + watching MJ video's on MTV. then we hadda heartfelt convo <3 buut it was lyk 3.50ish and so i jumpedd out her windoww and straight ran homee cause i heard her mom lmao, so then i got to andrea's, and we grubbed on coookies, talked for a while & slepttt. ahh gooood :]

hierarchy? fuck that

k so whats the deal w. people these days? lyk i hate people who think they're on a higher level than everybody else. life isn't about being on a fucking heirachy, or however you spell it lyk get over yourself. there's this girl at my school (who's name i shall not reveal because she's a bitch & there's no drama for me in the summer) but her name starts w. a "K" & deadass this bitch ain't even that special lyk she's so conceited and lyk she judges people on looks and lyk i swear she thinks shes God. listen up, we are all humans. we may have different privledges, and yeah some may be wealthier than others & more blessed w. better looks , but fuck you if you thinkk you run shit. ugh, nobody's better than anybody else, and come around me and say "i know im better than so & so" cause my ass will preach to you w. this shit dude.

lets be happpy, folks!

can i just be blunt for a moment? k , so im on Myspace & whatnot, browsing thru people's status/mood shit and lyk most of the people on my friends list have the sad bluee face or the angry face & maybe this is just how i feel but lyk get a grip man! idk, i feel that summer shoukd be giving off a relaxed, happy vibe, not a sad one! course' i know the weather sucks & whatnot, and theres hardly shit to do since there are no pools, but c'mon! get out there & have funnnn :] lyk idk, life's too short to spend your precious time on useless dramaa, lyk people can choose to be depressed, so stop dwelling on the sadness! i mean, we're goin back to school in 2 months, so after summer, THEN we can be sad lololol i sound cruel but im being honest.

& alsoooooo, relationships in the summer? PUKE. no, just end it cause its lame. this summmer should be about hooookupshoookupshoookups ; no im not promoting sexual activities or being a slut. im just sayin' , have fun & be safe & stay virgin! =]
oh but if youre gna slut around , safe sex is gr8' sex - duhhhhh lmao .

lmao doug thinks hes hot shittt =]

xdarlanneduhhhx (11:56:42 AM): >.<
Kungfubmxican57 (11:56:59 AM): ( ._.)
Kungfubmxican57 (11:57:18 AM): (-.-_
Kungfubmxican57 (11:57:21 AM): damm it
Kungfubmxican57 (11:57:36 AM): i allways mess up somehing when i make a face
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:58:08 AM): lmao you rly do
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:58:09 AM): bahaha
Kungfubmxican57 (11:58:43 AM): =[
Kungfubmxican57 (11:58:48 AM): stupid faces
Kungfubmxican57 (11:58:55 AM): (-.-)
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:59:28 AM): -_-
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:59:35 AM): V.V
Kungfubmxican57 (12:00:45 PM): ^.^
xdarlanneduhhhx (12:01:05 PM): lolll
Kungfubmxican57 (12:01:07 PM): =^,,^=
xdarlanneduhhhx (12:02:02 PM): lol youre the king of faces
Kungfubmxican57 (12:02:08 PM): xD
Kungfubmxican57 (12:02:17 PM): jealous?
xdarlanneduhhhx (12:02:40 PM): not at alll! cause my facial expressions are awesome in person. OWNED! lmao
Kungfubmxican57 (12:03:33 PM): shuuuure

andrea's a liarrrrr

xdarlanneduhhhx (11:07:37 AM): heeeeeyyy
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:07:41 AM): you're a dick
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:07:49 AM): thats my remix to "you're a jerk"
MrszANdREAbabii (11:08:04 AM): Why
MrszANdREAbabii (11:08:05 AM): Lol
MrszANdREAbabii (11:08:13 AM): Wow
MrszANdREAbabii (11:08:15 AM): Haha
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:08:28 AM): i told you i would call and i said reply back, and you didnt and yeah YOU'RE A DICK -_- lmao
MrszANdREAbabii (11:08:36 AM): Its josh. You ass
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:08:44 AM): huhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:08:48 AM): josh?!
MrszANdREAbabii (11:08:53 AM): Nuttin
MrszANdREAbabii (11:08:56 AM): O okai i
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:08:59 AM): wtf man, i thought you left? lmaoo
MrszANdREAbabii (11:08:59 AM): Lea its me
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:09:11 AM): you came back?!
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:09:54 AM): andrea, you liarrr! josh is in NY, you cant pull a fast one over me! hahahaha
MrszANdREAbabii (11:10:04 AM): im not leavin til next week
MrszANdREAbabii (11:10:09 AM): No
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:10:10 AM): lies!
MrszANdREAbabii (11:10:19 AM): Call
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:10:28 AM): andrea, shaat up stop tryna be josh, thats not how he writes lmao
MrszANdREAbabii (11:10:32 AM): Its me you asshole
MrszANdREAbabii (11:10:32 AM): Jaja
MrszANdREAbabii (11:10:42 AM): Jea
MrszANdREAbabii (11:10:51 AM): It is
MrszANdREAbabii (11:10:59 AM): Lava crotch
MrszANdREAbabii (11:11:01 AM): Lol
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:11:06 AM): pick up the phone then
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:11:08 AM): lmao
MrszANdREAbabii (11:11:18 AM): Okai
MrszANdREAbabii (11:11:20 AM): Call
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:11:26 AM): its rining you idiot! bahah
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:11:34 AM): im already calllllin'
MrszANdREAbabii (11:12:16 AM): No wea shoppin wit tara
MrszANdREAbabii (11:12:27 AM): Call da bell
MrszANdREAbabii (11:12:30 AM): Cell
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:12:37 AM): i am calllingg
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:12:43 AM): oh wow my bad lmaooooo it rly is you!MrszANdREAbabii (11:13:09 AM): Jea
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:13:10 AM): well thanks for hanging up lollllll .

yippppe! =] loveee shit

Xxmyk:(11:46:12) im hatin on yo blaaaag
xdarlanneduhhhx: (11:46:53) lmao whyyyyy?
Xxmyk (11:47:39 PM): its ill
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:48:06 PM): lmao thank you bbygurl<3
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:48:13 PM): yours it fiercee d00d
Xxmyk (11:48:20 PM): nah chill iloveyours more
Xxmyk (11:48:43 PM): follow my blog i fallwod yurs
xdarlanneduhhhx (11:50:13 PM): lmao okidokes :] my first folllower! =D
Xxmyk (11:50:19 PM): HALLAA<3



CAN I GETT'A WHAAT WHAA?! =] ILY BBBYGURLLLLL

RIP <3

Farrah Faucett





she was battling terminal cancer for 2 years. RIP <3




Micheal Jackson





apparantly, he had heart failure , slipped into a coma and couldnt regain consciousness. RIP MJ idgaf you were a fucking legend. you were the man. <3

my day w. danielle :]

supppp ya'lll? welll i just came back from danielle's house & i spent lyk the whole day w. her & it was mega fun :)


soo it's around lyk 12.30 ishh & i gett'a call from daniellle saying her friend bailed on her for the day and she wanted to hang and get our nails done so im lyk awesome! cause i aint got shit planned rly for the day sooo i m33t her @ girls inc. and we stop by her house, and see me & danielle go waaaaaaaay back from lyk friendly house & we were rly close, especially me her mom & her lil bro teddy, so when i seen teddy i knew he wasnt gna remember me, but he actually did & i was lyk awww' im memorable?! :) lmao so then after we walked to this nail place called California Nails Acadamy, and iguess these students lyk do your nails rlyyyyy' cheeeeeap and we go in & there's hardly anybody there but lyk 2 students and there was some azn d00d who did danielle's manicure and he kept messin up soooooo bad lmao lyk he kept apologizing lyk "im so sorry, im so sorry" and danielle was a trooper about it lolllllll and then this girl kim did my nailsss and yeah she was soo professional about it' even tho my nails were wicked disgustinggg bahaha. we were all conversating and watching Oprah, lyk it was a story about some mom who left her baby in the caar for 6hours while she was at work, w. the windows up on 94 degree weather. lyk wtf? retarded mothers these days and then there was some upcoming segment about over'weight kids that are angry @ their rents' for letting them get fat and then Oprah was lyk "what are you hungry for?' LMAOOOO we & danielle started rolllllllllllllllllin '*; lmao so yeah danielle got her nails pink & mines are acrylic & greeeeeeen :]





so yeah we're pretty coool, huh ? :)


then we went to BK & dunkin donuts & got some fooood cause' we fat loll and we actually ran into my grandpa and i chatted w. him for a while- so yeah when we got home , we went in her room , and sat on the floor & talked for ages and flipped thru her scrapbooks and whatnot.





lmao shes a dork


dinnner was served after! we a8' steakk & perigoni's or some polish shit lyk that and it was bombbbbbbbbbb =] =] soo yeah it was me, danielle, & her parents in the living rooooooom ' talking about life, relationships , experiences and changes we'll go thru in the future and shit and it was rly inspiring and insightful and they were telling' me all the trips they go on sometimes and idk i just adore her parents! :) and then her dad drove me homeee & here i am nowwww. Danielle Jesevich is lyk the most sw33test girl & she's so fun to be around, we'll be making more memories to comeeee :]





lmao danielle's kitty :]

lmao me & ariana's daily convo

1:55 AM Ariana.:yo secy


1:56 AM oh haay darlanne:hey baby <3


1:56 AM Ariana.:wat r u doing tonite? can i come over and taste you?


1:56 AM oh haay darlanne:i love how we can have heartfelt convo's, even if i say the wrong things ]:


taste me? EAT ME!


1:56 AM Ariana.:haha.
i know me too.thats why i love you


1:57 AM oh haay darlanne:love you moreee (:


1:57 AM Ariana.: oh ill eat u alright. ill eat u like a caveman and fresh dinasaur meator a shark and blood lol


1:57 AM oh haay darlanne:ew you're an animal!i lyk !


1:57 AM Ariana.:haa, i know u like it like that


1:57 AM oh haay darlanne:you savage. roooarr


1:58 AM Ariana.:u working that back i dont know how to acthear my thunder


1:58 AM oh haay darlanne:i absoloutely doo oo oo !ill slow motion fo ya ;


1:58 AM Ariana.:slow motion fo me


1:58 AM oh haay darlanne:i found you, ms new booty


1:58 AM Ariana.:get it together and bring it back to me


1:58 AM oh haay darlanne:get it together & please bring it back to me?bahaha


1:59 AM Ariana.:DARLANNE is a highway, im gonna ride you all night longhaha


2:00 AM oh haay darlanne:lmao!


ARIANA is a rollercoaster that gets me rowdy and leaves me screaming for more thrills!


2:01 AM Ariana.:lets have some fun. your beat is sick. i wanna take a ride on your disco stick hahaha


2:01 AM oh haay darlanne:she cant read my cant read my no she cant read my pokerface muahaha. i hate that song >.<


2:02 AM Ariana.:haha i like the love game onelets dance .. da da da da i dont know any other part lol


2:02 AMoh haay darlanne:lmao me neither


2:02 AM Ariana.:hah we suck


2:02 AM oh haay darlanne:its yo burfdai and i know you wanna riiiiiide out


2:02 AM Ariana.:each toher. HAHA


2:02 AM oh haay darlanne:lmao we so do. EACHOTHER!


2:03 AM Ariana.:im gonna have u thinking i invented sex


2:03 AM oh haay darlanne:hahahahah!! great minds think alike
2:03 AM Ariana.:of course, of course


2:03 AM oh haay darlanne: ill have you KNOWING i perfected it


2:03 AM Ariana.:we are FAB YOU LOUSgaga


2:03 AM oh haay darlanne: lmao gagaga. ladies


2:03 AM Ariana.:duhhaha


2:03 AM oh haay darlanne:hahah.


2:03 AM Ariana.:get it right sista you are my soul sista gotta get my soul sistavou la cha ma ca ba la swa shay swa


2:04 AM oh haay darlanne:voulez vu' chouch shay avec moi
2:04 AM Ariana.:hahaidk


2:04 AM oh haay darlanne:PLEASE?! :]


2:04 AM Ariana.:haha there ya go


2:04 AM oh haay darlanne:hahahah we're lyk saying the same things at the same time, its rad!

2:04 AM Ariana.:of course my domnican fidgsiclehahai knowits bonkeers


2:04 AM oh haay darlanne:i love my marshmellow pillbury doughgiirll hahahits flabberghasting!


2:05 AM Ariana.:i.m. me woohooo ARIANAhaha itll be easier to have cyber sex this way haha


2:06 AM oh haay darlanne:lmao ind33d! g00d thinking <3

Daniris<3

soo my bestfriend Daniris, is having breast reduction today. see, see has too much hormone in her left (i think?) breast. one boob in "B" and the other is "DD" so yeah she's been having ill ass back pains and whatnot. im so fucking sad, cause lastnight i told her to call me when she wakes up cause she goes into surgery at lyk 9 am and again, my phone was on silent ! so the call was missed ):


ugh. well im hoping for the best for my bbygurl <3>

last day of esquela

k soo it's the last day of schoool & my dumbass forgets to take my phone off silent mode and i end up waking up at 6.50 . im thinking FUCK. cause my bus to downtown leaves at 6.20 and my school bus leaves at 6.30 - so i text daniris and im lyk " d00d i dont think imma go to school , i have no ride" & being my savior that she is, picks me up around 7ishh . so then after we pick up her sister & drive her to job corps, which is like half an hour away, so we get to school at about 8, cause we wanted to kill time, since we DESPISE our 1/2 block. so i goto Ms Lupafya & i put my assignment due for my counselor, behind her desk. yeah my counselor Kate? the most radest counselor everrrrr! she made me do a collage over the weekend and put shit on there to describe myself, and i worked rly hard so i didnt want it to get fucked up, but anyhooo, i goto my 1.2 and everyone already got their grades, so when he hands me mines, i legit wanted to choke a bitch. here's what is said:


BIOLOGY - 61


wtf. I WAS PISSED -_- my asshole teacher, mr hippert k? told me i got a 75 because i did some shit projec for him which turned my F to a C, lyk a week before finals. now, going into finals, they take away 10 points cause' theyre idiots . but on my bio finals? i was one cocky son of a bitch, cause i hate my little cheat sheats and shit so i was all set, & expecting lyk a B on my final grade. so so wrong ]: because of my many absences, i lost credit so i have to do mastorie next year which fucks up my senior year, cause i failed bio 1 and they STILL passed me onto bio 2, when i didnt even finish mastorie for bio 1 ! FML lmao.


so moving on, after seeing my grade i was lyk "FUCK THAT MAN" (in my mind /:) & made up some excuse to leave the room . so i went to kim's class & she was pretty much all by herself , so i went in & sat w. her . alicia joined us afterwards. so we're in her class, & her teacher's mr halper, who's also my 4/5 history teacher and kim's been feeling pretty negative about her history grade for a while, but we all thought she's pass cause she's a good student, ya know? k, so mr halper calls her up there to give her her grade, & me and alicia go up too & he immediately says "no, kim. i need to speak to you in private" & right when he said that, kim's face went from content to a homocide victim's in a milisecond flat. apparently, he gave her , DRUMMROLL PLEASE!


a 63.

:O :O


k, i thought I was hated by mr hippert. no, mr halper mustve DESPISED her, to not give her 2 extra points; it was a douchy move.* -


so the bell rings for 3rd period, which i have w. daniris & josh .


so this whole year for geometry me , daniris & josh have been in our own little world, laughing & being distruptive in class, hardly doing anywork, and for finals? geometry finals fucking murked us d00d, lyk FOL's cause we didnt know shit and we either guessd everything or left most blank. so when he was passing our grades out, we were all certain we'd fail & that meant, if i failed geometry, im considered a JunMore and that would fucking suck balls. so when he gave our grades, we decided to count to 3 and flip our grades over. k so we're lyk 1.......2.......3!


we turned em over & automatically josh said " i got a 64" LMAO when he said that i was lyk "fuck that, what did i get?" & i looked at the left side for quarter 4 & it said 55, and i mistaked it for final grade so on the spot , a tear came down my cheek bahaha but then i looked at the right side and it said 65 so i fucking jumped out my seat and screamed lyk a little bitch! then i look at josh's and it said 74, not 64 that fucking dumbasss lmao and daniris got a 75 so we're all screaming & jumping up and down cause we passed the hardest class! & then i go over to mr goldstein and attempt to hug him & he completely done's me off so im like alriiiiiight at least im passing! so gassed :D


aand then some shit goes down. after 3rd everyone all agreed to leave school after 3rd period to go to friendly's and shit. soo we all meet up, except for d'aven, esmarlin & josh. josh went to his 3.4 lyk an idiot, esmarlin was stuck at lunch and couldnt leave & we didnt know wtf d'aven was so we went to ms mendez's empty room to try and figure out a plan, but i turned around and mr neives was there so im lyk "shit, we're screwed" and since there was 8 of us, it looked rly suspicious so he's lyk :what are you guys doing here.?! where's your class?!" & jenn, being the worst liar on the face of the planet, says "oh, uhmm ms mendez went to graduation" STOP THE FUCKING CAR. jenn? graduation was 3 weeks ago. you fucked us over' lmaooo. and then she says oh we're in ms uman's class and so he follows us there right, and everyone was shitting bricks, and me & jenn was in the front so my plan was to head for the door & run, and fucking jenn was in front of me, scared shittless, walking slower than ever so i push her and go "jenn fucking run!" & so we run ! and he attempted to chase us but didnt and me and jenn trip over eachother and just started dyyyyyyyyyyyyinggggggg. lmao . so we hide out at the gym and whatnot, evryones texting us saying they got bagged and got kicked out blablahblah and so we find esmarlin, d'aven & josh and run out thru the front door, while kim's moms park outside the front. so im thinking lyk "how the fuck are we fitting here"? and i see daniris, d'aven & andrea squished in the back trunk,- me,. demetria, alicia, josh & jenn on the second row & kim, esmarlin and her mom in the passanger/drivers seat . sooo hilarious, we looked lyk mexican criminals ;) we could hardly breatheeee. so we get to friendly's and we count up our money and it adds up to about 90 bucks, and we have 11 people. it wouldtnve been enough, so me andrea josh & esmarlin, since we had the least amount of money, left to mickey's/. then after we chilled at josh's house for a bit, then me & esmarlin walked back to school to go get my project. then i hadd'an appointment at 3 so since we were mad early, we killed some time at andrea's house. so then we walked to my appt. and i talked to Kate about my collage, last days, friends, love blahblah the usual & then she says since she knows im so interested on wanting to make a difference in the world, she wants to get me involved in some oranganizations so im lyk YIPPPPEEEE [: . so around 4ishh we head back to andrea's & get a ride to esmarlin's house to get a ride from her mom/my aunt to go to the movies. so we go to showcase ( FUCK YOU, I STILL LYK SHOWCASE!) & watched Year One . ehh, it was alright but i had a hilllaaariousss time throwing guacamole & josh and esmarlin w. andrea ;] when the movie was over, we were freaking out cause we had no ride home, and me & esmarlin already told our moms that andrea's older bro would take us home, even though it was a lie, so we were fucked. sooo we thought of ditching cabs, hitching rides w. old strangers and even asking the cops to take us home, lmao. instead my aunt just caved and took us home. YUPP that was my tuesday :]

let's make this a summer to remember.

soo, haay! :] you should know my name' already, but if not iguess i should refresh your memory - i'm darlanne. (dar-lene) * wellllppp k so you know how when we were a tad bit younger, well i'm actually refering this for the girls, so remember about a couple summer's ago, we'd have to lame summer quotes on our page? you know , the ones like "live it up, drink it down" kinda shit. HAHAHA./ but yeah so i've realized, about a month before summer starts, every year, i claim i'm gna hang out w. EVERYONE, and have the "best summer ever!" - NOT! for the past 3 summers, ive hung out w. the same group of people (which isnt a bad thing) but it gets a tad old; i also just sit at home , doing jack shit all day & im sick of it - im 6teen, dammit! i should be getting out there, fucking up & learning . this summer, i'm GOING to take risks, take chances that i'd be too puss to do. i'm GOING to make new friends, hang out w. different people & have myself a summer romance ;] plus, this summer will be different because i'm going to Virginia on July'12th & i'll have a bomb time over there w. my cousins & aunt :) k well this summer starting June 23 - Sept 1, i WILL have my own bitching experiences & awesome times :) ill also be blogging about my day, nights, my thoughts, summer quotes (& laugh at them!) & also, finding out the true meaning of a good summer.<3